zoinks!

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Rough sex and pizza please

[callingallfineapples]

And thank you

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[catchymemes]

I only drink free-range, organic water

[erotetica]

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

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[frogbong]

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

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[jillianholtzmannownsmyass]

Happy 35th birthday to my idol the lovely Kate McKinnon!!!

How can one human be so pure

Originally posted by holtzmanntrash

so cute

Originally posted by dreaming-of-the-city-lights4

so dorky

Originally posted by holdingontoyoufordearlife

so gorgeous

Originally posted by mckinnonfan

so hot

Originally posted by fuckedforlife

and just so perfect!?

Originally posted by busydreaminboutgirls

Happy birthday to this beautiful lesbian icon.

Originally posted by the-sad-lesbian-clown

Originally posted by mrgaretcarter

Originally posted by eevachu

Originally posted by thecarolinebelle

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[retiredhoee]

Me forcing @staff to look at my female presenting nipples

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[on---purposeee]

Sandra and this kitty wish you good fortune

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[jakefromstatecs]

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[isiyamor]

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[wiitangclan]

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

[wiitangclan]

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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[puckconnolly]

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

[gwaindrifter]

I don’t hate country, I hate gun-totin’, beer-swillin’, truck-fuckin’ bro-country.